so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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