She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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