Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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