just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
