Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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