I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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