Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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