i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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