kristin has been a bad kristin
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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