either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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