If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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