let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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