shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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