i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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