Don't you send me to vm
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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