I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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