Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Randomize
