i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
