so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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