quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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