If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
