Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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