Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!