I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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