He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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