I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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