My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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