Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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