All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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