I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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