Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Bring me that man meat
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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