your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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