I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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You. Win. At. Life.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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