O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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