I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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