I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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