He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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