dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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