Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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