If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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