A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i dont even know how to be here
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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