Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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