U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
