I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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