Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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