He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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