I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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