You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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