Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
my poor anus
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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