Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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