woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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