I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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