I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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