i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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