So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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