she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
