we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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